• Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
  • Me: Is ya'll hiring?
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I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble. thekhoolhaus (via paigemerchant)

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